Could someone tell me how to get to the bed scene with the bot? I've been playing this game for 4 hours straight and finding it is harder than my hard-on.
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Son of a gun, I expecting a simple accessory addition and a new sex scene. Bro came back with the milk AND bread on this one! He even BOUGHT SOME WHOLESOME COOKIES FROM MY FAVORITE SWEET SHOP!!!!!
Seriously man, when I start making enough green, I'm gonna donate to this beautiful masterpiece. You deserve it for cranking out content like an absolute unit!
God bless you, Sir
I swear, this game has blown me away more times than the Bot has made me blow my load.
NEW CLOTHES
A GENIUS SPONSORSHIP SYSTEM
NEW SEX POSITIONS
AND AN AMAZINGLY AMBITIOUS CHURCH ENDING?!
I'm not even halfway done with he game and I'm amazed. The story feels like opening the plastic seal on a brand new book, smelling that woody freshness and HEARING the crispness of the pages turning like some 1800s version of God-tier ASMR.
What drugs do you put into your morning coffee to make you this amazing? Bruv, I am literally drooling rainbows due to how good this new update is.
Thank you, you large-genitalled human being of badassery. Have a good day, and I hope a puppy randomly runs up to you and sleeps on your lap whilst you're at the subway, leading to a Divine encounter with a smoking hot stranger who just so happens to be the owner of said puppy, leading you to write a story of how you met the love of your life for the very first time.
That's my Ted Talk for today. I'm gonna go and lose electrolytes from seeing how cute Bot is in a bulky Hoodie now.
PEACE!
Okay! I just finished the game a few seconds ago, and whoo boy! That was fantastic!
That perfectly timed cliffhanger, the badassery of joining an actual Galactic Resistance. Oh, and if it wasn't S-tier enough, you made the MC a goddamn Uchiha! Mah boy's got Gun Blazing Jutsu (Jū no happō gijutsu)! This is the best version of the Sharingan since Kakashi got both of Obito's eyes during the Kaguya Arc!!!!!
My Naruto referencing aside, I absolutely love this bloody game. The character progression with each girl that doesn't just influence my affection with them but also their choices in the future, and the fact that the MC is STILL rocking that Bloodborne outfit like a bloody champ! Did you think of Gherman when you were designing the MC? You were, weren't you, you wonderful bastard?!
Anyways, aside from me redoing the entire game over again just to get the Sex Scene with Emily (who I strongly believe is 3rd on the ranking for best girl in this version), finding out the Lore and delving into each death scene has just been a fun, hilarious and simply riotous endeavor which I have enjoyed almost too thoroughly.
That reminds me, during the Pollox exploration, was matching the color co-ordinated lights an Among Us reference?
Besides that, finding out that Glitch was actually a girl wasn't really a shocker for me (those hips definitely weren't masculine) but it was really awesome story-wise. And the way the Ravin' Raiders just looked at each in complete silence for that moment was just beautiful.
I really do hope Ashe will be okay, though. And hopefully SAndrA won't kill everyone after she get out of the med bay!
But. Those are just my three cents and some lint.
Thank you again for the awesome story, and REMEMBER: Take your sweet time to publish the next update. I don't want you to end up like most of Studio MAPPA's staff suffering from burnout and sleep deprivation just because you were gung-ho about keeping the creative juices flowing.
Take a nap, eat some good food, maybe see the family down south next weekend, I don't know. The point is, you've smashed the ROOF off this building. You deserve a break and these words of appreciation.
Now, thanks for reading my sad excuse for a review (well, second review). God bless you and have a splendid day!
Or night, I'm not too sure what timezone you're in- hehehe
I never imagined that I would find another awesome AVN such as this.
Firstly, you have both my respect and attention with how masterfully you display and enact comedy. Seriously, from the moment I picked up this game, I've been laughing my guts ragged by the perfect placement of comedic effect in literally every interaction the MC has with anyone during the course of this game.
Then, there's the character progression - and I don't just mean for the female characters we come across in-game. No Sir, I'm referring to the MC's progression during the story. Now, honestly, not a lot of Visual Novels manage to actually grow the MC we play as; opting for us as the player to fill their shoes instead and find the preferable ending within the choices given to us.
You take it to a different level, mate. I feel invested into this story line simply because the MC is a person engaging in so many different responsibilities that it's staggering. Kudo's to you, my guy (or girl).
I believe I also need to point out the sexiness and unique persona's of the different women we come across. Aside from them looking absolutely breathtaking and almost 3-D, there's the fact that you keep the mood interesting, entertaining to a point whereby I just gotta catch 'em all (Pokemon pun intended).
Lastly, there also the amazingness that is the choice system and the existence of an actual LORE BOOK in the Codex Menu. Usually, you only find those within a select few games that are mostly JRPGs. You done well, my friend. Too well that you hit the sky and came back on fire!
Honestly, I don't even think I'm halfway through the game and I'm already this hyped. Additionally, from what I've seen you say on this site, the game is already finished?! If I could see you face-to-face, I think I would kiss you (no homo) for creating something outstandingly dazzling, before slapping you like some blonde bimbo from an 80's film, because there's no sequel game out yet!
Even still! If you do have any plans to release another game like Projekt Passion or even a Spin-Off, I'd be down to wait patiently.
Really, mate, this game is now forever in my Top 5 right next to Once In a Lifetime, Eternum, My Bully Is My Lover and The Headmaster. You're a main contender because of how powerful that comedic talent is - keep it up, my friend!
Now, excuse me as I finish this STUPENDOUS game, probably faint from the BEAUTIFUL H-Scenes and then proceed to play the other game you've released.
Oh! And by the way; the innocent beauty that is SAndRa? Pure golden GENIOUS! I love her personality so much as an Android.
Thank you so much for simply existing! Have a nice day ;)
Carybdis! I've got a bone to pick with you, mate. And it's not the one screaming to see more of Nova in my pants right now.
I think I need to remind you every time you release a new update that you possessed this certain charm, this over abundant power to utterly rivet and attach your storytelling hooks into any passerby that happens to open up one of your magnificent works.
NOW THEN! UNTO MY LIKES FOR THIS UPDATE!
Change clothes options for the girls
I was simply checking up on the info for each girl, noting the hearts in my relationship with them so far, when I hit the left button on my keyboard... AND LO AND BEHOLD I FOUND EUPHORIA!!!
Wardrobe changes for each girl. In addition to a stupendous plot and arousing gallery?! You spoil me, Caribdis- nay. You spoil us all with your thoughfullness. I appreciate you immensely :)
Heist
Oceans 12 was what came to my mind when we were being interrogated by the owner of the bank. It felt like a movie; the choices and comedy with Nova (still my favorite girl, by the by. What alluring splendour), the surprising transformation of Alex, the last stand of our 40-something Novistadors whilst the gang pilfers the Gem of Doom. Glorious storytelling, bruv.
Other AVN Easter eggs on Cashier's desktop
Don't think I didn't catch the nod to a few other lovely AVNs on the young lady's desktop, you clever bugger. I might not see everything you sneakily placed in the game, but I do see most of 'em ;)
Gambling trap for actual gamblers to blow their Eternals
Honestly, I don't know if it's just a repeated loop of winning 20 Eternals every time you spin twice and lose but that was brilliant display of ingenuity for the player to focus on, especially in the even that they are a pathological gambler.
The Heist result
I mentioned Oceans 12, yeah? The result felt more like an episode of Leverage (kudos to you if you even recall such an old series). The MC was basically Mastermind in that final scene with Calypso. Nice bloody work.
Idriel. Just Idriel. She's just bloody perfect
An AI that looks like 2B's bustier sister in a sci-fi version of Darks Souls 3 Firekeeper cosplay? Subarashii
Micaleas Jojo face
SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEE!!!
(*Deep breath)
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒ-
JO!!!
Gym jiggle physics
At first, seeing Dalia's body drenched in cola and unconsciously flashing her assets were enough for me, but then you brought in the workout montage. Damn. Thighs, chests and hips should not move so sinfully. And the detail you added to their clothing due to sweat build up was an ASTOUNDING point of forethought and graphic detailing.
Also, that quick time event to sock a cocky bastard in the face was really unexpected and gracious. You're keeping us on our feet, bud. I like it!
Soundtrack feels as sweet as honey
I feel as though I've mentioned this before but your selection of music for each scenario is just (*chef's kiss). Really, after the game is completed, think of adding a soundtrack file for download. People will flock to it.
Beach sexisode with Dalia!
Bodacious, bouncy, blustering beautiful and- goddammit, I think I'm hard again.
Her mischievousness is infectious, that daring streak that makes her overly tease and fold the MC in pure rapture with her tongue, God. That was so damn sexy.
Mortuary assistant vibes, eh?
Not bad, not bad at allllll.
The BRO-mance with Chang.
A lot of what some AVNs miss is the supporting male characterisation along with the female cast. This game believes in gender equality. The heartwarming support MC gives Chang with regard to pursuing Micalea is a snap back to reality of what actual brotherhood should look like.
And they said Adult Games couldn't teach you life lessons, pfft XD.
Annie's adorbs way of rhyming to subvert her obvious blushing.
You've seen 'em, I've seen 'em. We've all seen that type of girl that blushes profusely and uses gibberish to divert the obvious way I which she feels. It's cute, beautiful, funny and just the type of romance to spice up a harem so that things stay fresh.
Astrocorp employee explains Andromeda server
Something that really grabs my attention about your style, Caribdis, is that you make a game more than just a visual novel, you make it a life changing experience which I dearly appreciate. The attention to detail in every setting, the background characters that offer comic relief, the Easter eggs and cameos from other games or pop culture, and now the explanations of things pertinent to the actual plot. By the time this game even reaches ver. 0.6, you're going to have enough Lore to make up a wiki page for your followers, no lie.
Immediate Oppai Odyssey Easter egg! Or is it an In Space With Markiplier cameo?
Hmm...
Vanilla space seks!
You already know that your H-scenes are magnificent but this softcore coupling was just the right amount of sexy, the perfect dose of steamy, a damn finger full of teasing and- son of a bitch, WHY AM I THIS HARD JUST FROM THE MEMORY?!
AW HELL YEAH!!! Xenomorph Event!!!!!!!
Who doesn't love 8-foot tall monsters with two mouths, acid blood and nightmare fuel hissing on board a star cruiser?
The choices to visit were interesting, but I still favor the Commander's thinking. Blow the ship before the spread of Xenos grow. We already know the trouble they caused for the Engineer's (see: Prometheus). Don't need a repeat of that misery.
Audio logs, yeah? Noice stuff. Tell me, that isn't you doing the voice acting.... is it?
The amount of Lore in the damn audios alone has me tripping. You sure you're not ready for the big leagues in gaming yet? You've more than acquired the skills, mate. Honest facts.
Ahhh, the invitation to the marvelous Ball of the Favored!
Have to hand it to you, Canon in D Major was the perfect way to go. I like your style, mate.
But you already knew that... didn't you? ;)
And lastly.... the discovery of Eternum's founder.
God freaking dammit. You're a legend, mate. A legend.
The only other question I had was during the scene before the maze H-scene. MC is talking to a hooded guy about God's. My thinking was whether that was the Creator of Eternum of Thanatos. Hmm...
Please take care of yourself and relax. You've gone over and above the bloody expectations of literally anyone that played this game. Truly, if there was an awards event for AVNs like there is for Anime and Manga... you'd slap harder than Will Smith with the power of your talent alone.
Peace, bruv. Love the work you put out. <3
This was really fun to play, in my honest opinion. The concept is cool, reminds me some of those 10-minute HTML games you used to see Markiplier playing a few years back.
Also, the simplicity and tantalizing appearance of the artwork and drawings were something special. I would most certainly be excited if this was further developed upon.
You've really created a sleek and sexy new game, bruv. Keep up the amazing work.
The Headmaster is literally one of those games whereby if you pick the wrong choice, it blocks out the development of a certain route. It even encourages replaying, something you have gripes with. Way to contradict yourself.
But you're right, mate. I've been hot headed for no reason about something this utterly stupid. Allow me to apologize.
And I'm perfectly fine with my opinions online, thank you. The only reason I replied your comment is to defend the game.
I never once said that the game should be "free of criticism". I said that you're overreacting over something that can be easily fixed by simply replaying the game you keep complaining about.
And as for your third point you still don't seem to get the picture. I see now that you are a person that cannot understand plain reasoning if it punched you in the face. The reason you don't get this plethora of info about certain decisions is due to the fact that these choices are a direct portrayal of ACTUAL LIFE. You call me delusional, yet you expect a game that uses realism to spoon feed you fifty pros and cons about a singular moment before you make a decision? Are you mental? The game makes you think on your feet, plan out your choices like a chess player for later moves. That's literally the essence of the game since it's about bloody TIME TRAVEL! Of course you're going to make one or sixty wrong decisions during each chapter, that's the whole reason there's a reload system. If you find that to be a useless mechanic then you must be a lazy person naturally. Getting ruffled by the fact that the game dev doesn't want to hold you hand throughout the game? Come on, man. What AVN have you played that gives you X-ray vision into 100% percent of the choices you as the player are meant to make ON THEIR OWN?
You are right. Not all games are like this. But MOST games are like this. Once In A Lifetime, Deviant Anomalies, bloody Harem Hotel, and even My Bully Is My Lover, to name a short few.
My issue isn't that you are offering concrit, bruv. The issue is that you're pointing out a problem you have with the game that literally 90% of other games posses because they are AVN's.
Nevertheless, I won't bother with this any longer, you have my word. Can't believe we're having a debate over a game mechanic.
If you didn't enjoy it, then stop playing the game, mate.
Don't rant to people that don't care just because you found the system of choices relating to various relationships unacceptable.
If you haven't already noticed, the choices of a dating sim like this one are based on decisions IRL, whereby the most 'innocuous' choice, as you've put it, can lead to the most drastic changes.
If you find that you've missed out on a path with one of the characters, guess what? THERE'S A SAVE MENU! Go back and make the alternative decision in order to achieve the outcome you wanted. There's even a SKIP button there so that you can fast forward through the conversations you've already read through.
Innovative, isn't it??
The Author took their time to carefully craft this game and plot. In essence, the time you're meant to spend playing it includes the screw-ups you'll definitely encounter along the way. Hence, the reason why you can go back and replay saves.
Don't bitch about something utterly petty that can be easily rectified by YOU, THE PLAYER. Have you ever considered the possibility that you're just garbage at playing AVN's? Might wanna invest your time in getting better at them before you start barking.
Okay... you know how Telepurte is more or less like THE animation guy of Twitter and YouTube? Yeah, well in this instance, it would literally make you THE number one content creator of AVN's (not including companies like Illusion who really don't count). Seriously, OiaLT? That was the Birth of Venus by Boticelli. Eternum? This is the bloody Starry Night by Van Gough. By the end of Eternum years from now, you'll have painted the Mona Lisa in all her wicked beauty.
You. My man... are a damn King of creation.
I don't how long you've been making these games or when your thirst for writing began, but I am just totally inspired by the majesty you share for us to watch unfold. Honestly, I even come back and replay parts of Eternum from scratch to purge my writer's block. Your work is just so damn fantastic!
But enough of my fan-boying, excuse the excitement. You released the new version on the month of my Birthday, so this feels really special.
What I enjoyed about this version:
- The comedy (booba is second place to excellent writing, I don't care who calls me an idiot for it). I was laughing so hard my neighbors came over to my house so that they could slap the happiness out of me. Everything was just so hyped (and for good reason). The introduction of ChopChop and his 'fairy' assistant, the MC's general aloofness, and let's not forget Chang's badassery when the topic of a heist reached his ears. What had me in stitches was that cartoon world where Nova shot that goofy bear. Holy crap, I did NOT see a dark ending coming when he was expressing his dying words. I loved it. I adored it! I want so many of my friends to play this game and experience it with me.
- The plot. Talk about intense, powerful, uplifting, exciting and adrenaline-pumping. The opening scene where we meet Calypso, that was so damn interesting to observe. It filled my head with so many theories to go on a tangent about. Thank goodness I watched SAO enough to understand the sheer concept of what she was on about.
- The action. Dude. Dude... DUUUUDE! That opening fight with Thanatos? A Spear through his bloody chest. The awakening power the MC gains both from Calypso and his 100% synchronisation with the Animu- I mean neural implant? That was so sick. I almost drooled from how cool it was. Then there was the fight in the Coliseum. All the hype, all the intensity, and then there was that ultimate quick-tim event. Man, it was so damn epic.
Things that I particularly liked and smiled like an idiot for:
- References. You have a lot of them in your games, and it's understandable why. They just make everything all the more enjoyable, like with the parody Hogwarts world. I've never seen anything that amazing. I'm an HP fan as much as the next guy, but for us to actually take part in the Triwizard Tournament? My heart was in my throat the entire time. I was so damn excited. I felt like how I did as a kid playing The Goblet of Fire on my PSP over ten years ago!
And don't think I didn't miss the best freaking reference of the update! That's right, I mean the badass Undead Church from Dark Souls, man. And the fact that you incorporated it into the Defense Against the Dark Arts subject? I'm not gay, but I seriously love you <3.
- The H-scenes (you knew we were gonna come to this eventually). Damn...
I thought the first few were hot. I. Was. WRONG.
Not gonna lie, I did expect Maat to ask for something kinky like that whilst she watched, but I was certainly not prepared for how stunning the scene actually was. Maat kinda reminds me of that bathroom scene with Jasmine from OinLT to be honest. I felt bad at the option to take her eternals at first. I mean, she did get banged into a wobbly mess before getting a taste of her own medicine. But later in the playthrough, I realised that I kinda needed the cash, and that she's probably ripped off hundreds of innocent people before. So, I went back to that save and robbed the b***ch.
Nova? I've kinda been crushing on her, Luna and Nancy for a while now. That said, I didn't expect her progression with the MC to arrive that quickly (but boy was it hot.) The Roman Hot Tub Extravaganza, as I've just recently dubbed it, was so sexy I nearly fainted from how gloriously amazing it was. Thank you for the amazing experience.
Aside from all that, I noticed you updated your logo name. It looks so dope, and the colours pop like cool crystals. Nice work.
Cheers to another great update. Stay safe and God bless, mate.
P.S. - This is quite a long review to leave, I'll admit. Either way, even if you don't end up reading this, I'm happy that I could still share how grateful I am for this update and this game. Thanks for all the hard work Caribdis <3.
Hey KatanaVN!
I promised in a previous comment that I'd play the game give an honest review, so here it is!
First things first, this game is really good. And I'm not kissing your ass to get you to like me, I mean what I said, truly! What got me hooked was the comfortable storyline and the way you mixed in the perfect amount of humour, relatability and mystique to keep players curious as to what's actually going on.
The chracter models are something I need to commend you about next. Since this was your first game, I half expected you to make every love interest of the MC this DDD breasted chick with less than 60 IQ (believe me, more than one game dev has tricked me with that premise and it sucked), but you proved me wrong and gave these ladies decent backstories and personalities that I really adore.
Next up on the list of appreciation is whatever mystery plot you've got cooking up in the background there. Although the whole secretive mafia/high society scandal trope (troupe? Forgot how to spell it) is overused, your application of it was rather niche. Something I looked at and actually wanted to invest my time figuring out.
Now then, I will admit that I have not finished the current version of the game yet, but after playing it halfway through and getting the gist of the plot, I have to say that it doesn't feel like this is your first time doing this. You must have done some impressive research and time learning everything, from the coding on RenPy, to the character design on Honey Select's engine. And it all paid off greatly. So glad I decided to play this game. This is going to be a masterpiece by the time you're halfway to finishing the story, I tell ya'!
Oh, yes, and as for favourite characters, I simply adore Avis' style and persona. Maybe it's because I had a phase of being emo and into a lot of black clothes and gothic fashion (and I still am into gothic as far as I aware. I mean, how can I not be after playing Bloodborne? It's like the phase did a revival on me) but she's really a character I treasure. And her tough exterior is really endearing. Strong badass girls are always a turn on. As for Raiko, she's this cutie that I just wanna hug until her shyness goes away. You really hit home by giving these characters traits that a lot of players really relate to with a passion, which is why I think this will do extremely well in the future.
Oh! And the music! Damn it, you played like half of the stuff on my casual playlist! I was in the bar scene for literally an hour trying to figure out why one of the songs sounded so bloody familiar until it finally hit me. Well bloody done, mate!
As for my favourite character, it's Fa- oh crap, I forgot his name. How could I forget his name? Oh, you know who I'm talking about. It's the dude that tries his luck with every female within a ten metre radius of him. The one with the stubble. The one that can hold his liquor, and that see's almost EVERY sexy thing that the MC does. Who know who I'm on about, right? Yeah? Him, exactly. I love him. He's funny, he keeps the plot thickening and that secretive thing he and everyone else in the bloody town knows has me following like an exited puppy.
Lastly, as a word of advice, could you allow us to interact with the Gallery whever we pause the game? It's a bit tedious to keep exiting to the Main Menu to view any scenes we've unlocked for the various girls. Especially when you've finished the game but you just wanna speedrun it so you unlock the other scenes you missed. It'd be a big help.
Oh! And maybe think of including a downloadable OST when you've officially finished the game. I know I'd be happy to download it.
Anyway, my review is done. Have yourself a great day and keep safe. God bless you, mate :3
Okay... I promised myself not to geek out. I am not going to fanboy. I am not-
HOLY MOLY CARIBDIS! THIS WAS FREAKING AWESOME! MY MIND IS GOING WILD, CAN'T EVEN TH-asfnvksngrfsldkvnksnajsadvknasldgba
Seriously! As if the hype for the new update wasn't immense, the first freaking scene in the cafeteria just had me belting out a laugh like a bloody madman.
Then there was the fancy-shmancy new update to the damn GUI and SAVE SYSTEM! Everything just felt so clean and shiny that I almost peed from happiness.
The plot was most glorious, however. A true testament to your unique and unorthodox style and ingenuity. I couldn't believe my eyes, it's like you leveled up your skill fifty times over since the final version of OIALT. The hell did you do, train in hyperbolic time chamber?! Freaking genius, mate. Fluffing SPECTACULAR!
Ooh, but I have to give you props. We already know how you've taken the genre of these erotic visual novels and made them into a bloody Picasso, but DAYUM, the H-scenes in Eternum are like nothing I've ever seen before. It feels wholesome, sexy, funny, cute, and the feeling of accomplishment you get when you've finally reached the correct choices just flood your head with dopamine, I tell 'ya.
Also, thank goodness there wasn't a crossbow in that bloody box.
I absolutely loved the murder mystery quest, the story line was so rich with imagination, it had me crying from laughter when the merchant (forgot his damn name again, stupid brain) showed up and tried shooting the cat. And that house search for the photograph of the kid's mother was sooo spooky. I covered my eyes like a wimp when the MC had to escape with continuous Polaroid flashes.
I have so much more to say just about this update alone, but I'm gonna cut it short. My final two-cents are thank you so much for being as radical as you are, please never change because you're already too much of a lovable guy. Thanks for still being so humble despite the fact that you KNOW you're a real badass. And finally, I read somewhere in the comments that you're going to continue Eternum over 10 updates? If that's true, then me literally crapping myself out of excitement wasn't for nothing.
Additionally, please take your time and don't overwork. Your content is something I take pleasure in waiting for, whether it takes a long or short period of time to be released.
Keep safe out there and thanks for always giving it your best, mate.