Loved the dialogs and how the scholars continuously rub on your face how uneducated you are. The story is absurd enough to be great!
Gameplay wise, I found it paid off to find a nice spot and stay there rather than going around dodging like crazy. The final stage for example, I only pressed buttons to destroy homings, the other bullets were not reaching me at all. Maybe having to collect some power up or some mcguffin to advance would have been a nice touch. Trying to reach that lever while the universe was shooting at you would have been epic!
In any case, nicely done. I had a good time playing!