too much...I mean, why would you add ENDINGS?? This is just hilarious.Easter eggs and jokes can wait.Doors can wait too.I'm thinking you are some kind of 9 year old calamity player or something... those ideas just don't fit.
first of all, i am 15, and with mental disorders such as aspergers syndrome, major depressive disorder, and others. second, i was extremely hopeful of the game upon my discovery, as always