Thanks for the feedback! I especially love it when my comedic writing is appreciated but I'd say this is one of my weaker games in terms of writing. I had to rush it at the end and even left some typos in. And concerning the gameplay, many people like yourself are telling me that the game relies too much on luck. I think it may be worth updating it to address these issues.
Looks like I missed the voting period but I'll still give your game a try.