i LOVE the idea of being the narrator and trying to control the player but... it just doesn't feel focused enough.
Instead of feeling like you are trying to convince the player what to do, it feels like you are watching a 4-year-old controlling a character and you are yelling at the screen hoping they will make the right move.
When I was able to make some progress, it was definitely fun and got some chuckles out of me! But... it was 2 steps forward and 3 steps back.
Glad I played it though! Hope you had fun making it!