Note for anyone looking at this submission and seeing "The Game Is Loading For The First Time...":
There's been a weird glitch on itch.io's backend that meant that my game is currently not working. I've submitted some posts on the itch.io forums, and am currently waiting for someone with authority at itch.io to wake up and press a button behind the scenes to re-extract my submission.
Feel free to post a comment and I will reply to it if/when the Game is working.
Edit: You can play the game if you Download the itch.io App for Windows, Linux and Mac.