I like the idea a lot. Am I supposed to be able to change the review that is posted at all? I keep getting writeups and can only move the phone around. Am I missing something?
Your boss doesn't like this pizza joint, so he's helpfully configured your phone to only post 1 star reviews! Your task is to look for mistakes and post a bad review if you spot any. Otherwise, just toss away the pizza and receipt and you'll be able to move on to the next entry.
If it helps as a reference, the criteria for a bad pizza is listed on the napkin in the bottom left! When the Pelp moderation team sends you messages, it indicates they don't consider the pizza incorrect.