This game is truly remarkable! The often surrealist collages on the light brown newspaper create a wonderful visual aesthetic that goes hand-in-hand with the spectacular background music. Of course, this game's true strength lies within the near-flawless execution of its absolutely bonkers premise. Seriously, you could not imagine how hard I laughed after seeing just how absurd these headlines were capable of being while still remaining valid. The subheadings are what really do it for me, turning headlines that might otherwise sound forced into fully-realized, gloriously nonsensical situations, making this one of the funniest games I've ever played in the process. Not every interpretation could be transformed into an actual headline though, for obvious reasons. However, even when the illustrator couldn't reasonably interpret my gibberish titles, seeing his utter confusion in the form of a ransom note was still very amusing.
In short, this game is in a league of its own, and I have no doubt in my mind that it will be selected as one of the winners for this game jam. I genuinely hope to see more, considering the fact that this game already excels at so much! 10/10