Speaking of absurd. One time I dreamt aliens invaded an antique shop and then I had to throw books at them to make them go away.
I had a dream that I was Matthew McConaughey, and that I had to kill a bunch of gangsters with a box of crayons.
I had a dream where I was happy
That wasn't a dream, bro! That was last weekend when we were at Lockedown's place making a game ;)
