Dear mr. Núñez,
On behalf of the FU management we would like to thank you for your kind words. Although we know you are contractually obligated to only speak positively about Friendly Unicorn Inc. we still appreciate the gesture. However, your use of the word "bizarre" to describe our product is an OUTRAGEOUS violation of article 26.C of the game's terms and conditions and will be met with a $1,400,000 fine. Payment is due in 36 hours and triples every 6 hours past the deadline.
Thank you for playing and have a nice day!
Tony Beloni, Legal Team FU
