Rating: ★★★★☆ (Four Drunken Stars)
Ahoy there, fellow landlubbers! I've just returned from a wild and wobbly journey on the Siren Seas, and let me tell ya, it was quite the experience! This game's got it all – sirens, sea monsters, and me tipsy sailor trying to find his way through a mid-life crisis and a divorce. What more could ye ask for, eh?
Now, I must say, the art style truly befitting the salty waves! Even in me intoxicated state, I could appreciate the beauty of Luna Shore and the treacherous waters that surrounded it. It might be a short game, but it packs a punch like a grog-filled fist, me hearties!
The relaxi'n art had me hooked like a siren's song – pun intended! As I stumbled through the game, trying to keep me balance and catch those devious sirens, I found meself strangely identifying with the protagonist, who's struggling with his own troubles. It's like I was lookin' into a foggy mirror, reflectin' on me own life choices. Har, har!
The gameplay was simple enough for even a tipsy sailor like meself to manage. Though I admit, there were times when me drunken fingers missed the mark, and I ended up casting me net in all the wrong directions! But that just added to the hilarity of it all.
The only downside I reckon was that it left me craving more – more adventures, more challenging puzzles, and maybe more grog! I could've sailed those Siren Seas for ages, but alas, the journey was short like me attention span.