Rating: ★★★☆☆ (three drunken sailors with the captain's daughter stars)
Ahoy there, me hearties! 'Tis Bob, the tipsy sailor, back with another tale of a mysterious game – Abyssal Fishing, Now, let me tell ye, this game had me embarkin' on a deep-sea adventure to find rare fish and maybe even some hot mermaids – aye, a sailor can dream, can't he?
As I delved into the depths of Abyssal Fishing, I found meself intrigued, just like a siren's song callin' me closer. A friendly stranger even remarked on me exceptional knowledge of the sea and its dangers – a puzzlin' and intriguin' compliment, I must say!
Now, off I went, divin' into the depths like a daring adventurer, searchin' for new wonders beneath the waves. But as fate would have it, I got trapped in a cage, like a fish caught in a net. 'Twas a real pickle! Har, har! But like a seasoned sailor, I soon spotted a hatch and made me daring escape – though me oxygen was half empty by then!
As I swam back to the cage, I thought me fate was sealed, but like magic, me oxygen replenished, leavin' me relieved and puzzled as a cat catchin' its first fish! With renewed determination, I continued me quest to find the elusive fish for me friends, Korayou, Jeremouille_SD, Theoffs, killianrak, and The17thDoctor, who sent me on this daring mission.
But alas, not a single fish could be found, much like the legendary Kraken that slips through a sailor's fingers! 'Twas a challenging yet fun game, but me hearties, the rules were as tiny as a shrimp – I had to sober up to read 'em! (Har, har! Just jokin', for a sailor never truly sobers up!)