The fact that this game doesn't have any ratings shocks me! Maybe people judge this entry too early since it's not an executable file but a printable TTRPG. That didn't stop me from enjoying this game!
The quirky humor and story are really fun to go through! The game had a lot more personality than I'd expected. Just the fact you on purpose submitted the game late to break the rules haha. The last ending was super unexpecting and was the best one for me (even though I too would also fall victim to The Game...)
I will say I think the only thing that confused me a bit was the Chaos Actions. I understood that you could only do up to two of them per day, but I wasn't really sure if I also collected the amount of hearts in the chart of the action from that day AND from the D6 roll. I ended up doing that but I had a lot of hearts by day 3, so I'm not sure. Nonetheless, fantastic work you got going on here!