I'm honestly trying my hardest to come up with one for your game >_<
Maybe some kind of clever spin on "Can you sew them all?"
"Will your enemies run circles around you, or do you sew better than than that?"
"Will your foes have you sew in the towel?"
"In this world, there are sewers, and the sewed... stitch side will you choose?" (Oh my god that was bad lol)