What an interesting game! It's really fun to see the AI do long combo's. I noticed how the circles turn white when they are ready to attack. It would be nice if the circles only charge up when they're close to the AI player. This would make it easier to dodge their attacks until your own dash is ready, instead of instantly getting charged when you get close.
The puns in the description are much appreciated. I have to admire the originality of this game and rate it dashing out of sexy. Also even if it is another timer based game it feels like a unique application of the theme.