Dude, your logic is both outstanding and, yeah, ridiculous xD.
"Everywhere i go will be suuny except for the south" means there is sun to the north, east and west, and south, "where strong wind is blowing" is wind to the south. This is basicly how you go to past to end Blonde girl`s quest, but your logic went nuts on this. And thanks for that, cause i couldn`t figgure it out myself
"Thought of Icarus", omg. What are you doing here, man, go teach someone a bit of mythology xD