Holy shit, this was so good I'm keeping spoilers under the cute
Okay the first time I played I was like "oh hey, he seems cute" like I did choose cats, spring, yellow flowers so I was like yeah that makes sense, he seems nice in a desperate sort of way. Then when he was panicked about the news and started talking about the garden shears I was like "hm this sounds like foreshadowing i wonder what for"
Then in my next play I deliberately chose other answers and got John ONLY TO WATCH AN INNOCENT DILF BE MURDERED LIVE ON SCREEN BY CHEKHOV'S GARDEN SHEARS. ASHTON HOW COULD YOU. HE CALLED ME KIDDO. HE HAS CHEST HAIR AND SCARS.