Wow, there's sooo much content in this for a jam! Amazing work.
One thing that almost stole the experience from me, and I hope other players don't have the same problem... After entering my name and being asked if I was happy with my hat, I said no. Then the button to accept name had disappeared and I wasn't able to continue. I had to fully remove the name and then type it in again.
Also when I eventually entered my name as "bob" that didn't work. I had to use "Bob" (case-sensitive). I was a bit confused initially and almost gave up, thinking that it might have been the joke that the whole-game is in the character creation... and there was no other content.
I'm not saying this to criticise, just so that other folks don't get stuck at the same points and give up early, missing the rest of this experience.
The voice narration added so much for me, gave this sense of gravity to the whole setting.
Did you have the whole loop in-mind early on or were you just riffing on stuff during the jam?