i know i made this but heres mine
a blond is speeding when the police pull him over (the police is also a blond)
Police: can you give me your licence!
blonde: (looks through her purse) what does a licence look like again sir?
police: it has your face on it!
(the blonde takes out a mirror)
Police: next time you can just tell me your an officer i could have let you go a long time ago
if you liked it here's my game: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462132