please post your game ill play the game if your joke makes me or anyone else laugh if the joke is funny reply and wright haha
A guy was riding his bicycle with his friend. He let go with one arm and said: "Look, only one arm!" He let go with the other arm and said "Look, NO arms!" He took one foot of the pedals and said "Look, one foot!" He then took of the other foot and 5 minutes later he said "Look, NO TEETH!"
I'm sorry English is not my native language so I had to translate the joke.
Here is my game if you found the joke funny:
Q. How do you know the French are hardcore?
A. They eat pain for breakfast ;)
Here's mine in case you liked it: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/463422
i know i made this but heres mine
a blond is speeding when the police pull him over (the police is also a blond)
Police: can you give me your licence!
blonde: (looks through her purse) what does a licence look like again sir?
police: it has your face on it!
(the blonde takes out a mirror)
Police: next time you can just tell me your an officer i could have let you go a long time ago
if you liked it here's my game: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462132
Joke:
Why was the programmer held by security at the international airport ?
He did not declare anything ;)
My game:
Here's hoping you like it..........Also maybe get addicted to it :D
Game :https://vcp.itch.io/only-one-pair-of-platforms
Rate: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461979
What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?
A Hobbyte
Here's my game: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462343
It's a jumping game with only one platform that I had to made in less than a day
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462672#post-867118
Platformer where you can only have one ability active at a time, and can only use it once per room! Also one hit and your dead ;) Hope you like it!
Joke: Somebody wanted to have a fun, and non-stressful weekend. So he decided to participate in the GMTK game jam 2019.
I am just KIDDING, it was really fun, and not really as stressful as I thought it would be, even though I had only 1 day and not 2 since I can't work on Saturdays.
If you want to play my game, you can find it here: https://nitai99.itch.io/twisty-chess