I'll go to home coming with you, and I'll bring flowers and roses, and I'll even bring a little card too that's attached to the flowers- and it'll just say "I'm glad out of all my classmates- I won a date with the hot one."
And I'll pay for your ticket, because I am a gentleman, and I would stick by your side the entire time- but not in a clingy way, but more in a comforting protective way.
I actually had no one to go to hoco with me this year. But I did call my online friend, and he was there digitally, haha...
