Are we absolutely SURE that vampires don't have bat-like penises?!
LOL! I'm trying to avoid spoilers on this one but I'd be lying if I said I haven't considered something unusual for his penis.
Don't you dare give my handsome vampire daddy a bat penis xD ( wouldn't mind if it was as long as a baseball bat, though)
Ha! I don't think I even want to google that one! *shudder* I promise: no bat penis!
