That was pretty dope! The grammar was a bit off in some places, but it was still more than understandable. I was lost on what had to be done during the cooking minigame though, as whatever was written on the left side was still in Italian. Either way, the bits I could understand were pretty hilarious, and I definitely found myself smiling at the variety of characters, their situations, and the absurdity of it all. Cool little surreal mess of a game, in a great way!
Speaking of the minigame, I think it's pretty cool, even though I was a bit lost as to what was going on. It's nice to see some gameplay beyond just text here. It looks just as goofy as the rest of the game!