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No need to be upset. After being sucked through the vacuum, Geoffrey floated in empty space for three weeks, before being found by an alien spaceship. They resuscitated him and gave him a bowl of clam chowder to warm him up; he was then brought back to their home world to live out the rest of his days. He was given a new controller and outfitted with a state-of-the-art robotic tentacle arm like Doc Oct from Spider Man 2. The arm had advanced AI capabilities which with, when combined with Geoffrey’s unique alien brain physiology, he was able to rise to the top of an alien esports league, becoming the greatest to ever play the game. Sadly it was not to last. Geoffrey soon found himself being overshadowed by his own tentacle arm and began to feel like he was playing second fiddle to his own success. There was a Space New Yorker article about him titled “The Arm (and Geoffry)”. That one really put a dent in his ego. Eventually he made the decision to have the arm removed, and without it he quickly sank to obscurity. He still plays video games but more like Harvest Moon and stuff. The arm signed a deal with Space Nike and is making millions per month from that deal alone. Especially insulting given that it can’t even wear shoes. 

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Well, I guess I'm glad he's happy