First of all, I want to let you know that I at least appreciate your humor. π
When I first discovered the chapel, I chose to ignore it, I didn't even want to explore inside because I knew it was misplaced in Hogwarts and I kept exploring Hogwarts without paying attention to the chapel and the story could have ended there if you didn't make a nurse send me on an errand to the priest, which pissed me off because not only did you inserted a fucking chapel in Hogwarts where it is misplaced but you pushed to make a NPC specifically send me inside as if to force me to enter into it if I didn't enter on my own free will and THAT really pissed me off, especially since the innocent quest to deliver a package to the priest and get out turned out into a forced religious dialogue with him which made my skin crawl because of how little logical it was, which is to be expected from a religious character since the definition of religious is to rely on faith because of lack of logic.
Oh hell no, I remember that I had to hear that annoying chapel choir in at least 3 other places outside of the chapel, the one which got the most on my nerves was at the lake party because it completely ruined the mood for students party and if you think a chapel choir is a suitable music for a students party then you definitely studied into a christian school where you were so bored that you started playing porn games. π
Okay well it seems that you don't actually know the history of religions then I'll have to explain as best as I can, please bear with me. π
The very first Bible which ever existed is the original jewish Bible named the Torah which was written by copyists from the Kingdom of Judah who were refugees inside the mesopotamian city of Babylon after the kingdom of Judah was destroyed in 587 B.C., once at Babylon, they copied the mesopotamian mythology but since they were monotheist, they replaced all of the mesopotamian gods and goddesses by their own only god Yahweh and that's how they wrote the original jewish Bible named Torah whose all stories told were already told in mesopotamian mythology but in a different version since the jewish copyists adapted the mesopotamian mythology to conform it to their own religion.
The history of religions is a history of copies from each other and adaptations to each culture who copied them and we are barely getting started. π
Every Bible tells the story of Adam (which means "humankind" in hebrew) & Eve (which means "life giver" in hebrew because according to jewish religion, women have no other purpose than to give life π) as the very first man and the very first woman (I won't bother to talk about Lilith because there is already much to tell without adding even more. π) created by Yahweh/Deus/God who forbids them to acquire knowledge (because actual knowledge destroys ignorant faith) but a snake (who is unnamed in the original version but named Lucifer which means "light bringer" in latin in the roman version) attempts to convince Adam to disobey Yahweh and acquire knowledge, which Adam, as a good sheep, refuses, therefore the snake attempts to convince Eve who accepts knowledge and shares it with Adam, which infuriates Yahweh because humans acquired knowledge and lost faith in him, which Adam blames on Eve who blames on the snake and Yahweh bans all of them from his perfect Garden of Eden.
This story was already told centuries before the first jewish Bible in the greek mythology as the myth of Prometheus the Fire Bringer Titan who brought the knowledge of making fire to humankind which started human civilization and was harshly punished by the king of gods Zeus because faith relies on ignorance and therefore actual knowledge brings the end of faith, that's why Prometheus is the hero of humankind who releases humankind through knowledge from divine tyranny who relies on ignorance and this myth was centuries later adapted by the Roman Empire as Lucifer the Light Bringer while keeping the story from the jewish Bible.
Then every Bible tells the story of Noah (which means "spared" in hebrew) as the new first man after Yahweh exterminated all of Adam & Eve's humankind sparing only Noah's family that he selected to reset humankind, he warned Noah of his decision to reset the world and ordered him to build an Ark to save his family along with a couple of every land animal specie before he drowned the whole world under a Flood of 40 days of unstopping rain then he granted all animals and all plants as food to Noah's family and ordered them to multiply and fill the world, which justifies human domination over the natural world by the will of Yahweh and which makes both Yahweh and Noah's family the enemies of all ecologists. π
As every stories told by the Bible, the story of Noah's Ark and the Flood, which is the story of the world reset by divine will and the chosen humans to restart humankind, was already told albeit a different version centuries before the first Bible in mesopotamian mythology, it is part of the Epic of Atrahasis which was written in the XVII century B.C., that is one thousand years before the first Bible, then it was already copied and adapted in greek mythology as Deucalion, the son of Prometheus, & Pyrrha, his cousin and wife, that Zeus selected to spare when he decided to reset humankind in a Flood so you see? No Bible tells any original story, not even the Torah which was the first original jewish Bible (The Old Testament), all of their stories are merely adaptations from much older stories, especially the mesopotamian mythology which long predated judaism from which are based every Bible, even the Quran but we are not there yet. π
After Noah the enemy of ecology, every Bible tells the story of Abraham (which means "father of nations" in hebrew) the enemy of feminism, here we go. πAbraham is the Biblical character that I despise the most because he is the Patriarch, the man who, according to the Torah, invented the jewish patriarchal monotheist religion which replaced the previous jewish polytheist religion of multiple gods and goddesses who shared power by a new religion of a only patriarchal god Yahweh who shares power with no one and especially not woman and established patriarchy in jewish society with the approval of Yahweh around 4 000 years ago. Abrahamism is the trunk of the monotheist patriarchal tree whose judaism, christianism and islam are branches and I would love to burn this whole tree to the ground if only to abolish patriarchy because this tree is religious justification of patriarchy by the will of an only tyrannical patriarchal god who favors men and enslaves women and all patriarchal societies who justify themselves by a patriarchal monotheist religion are abrahamic, which makes Abraham the enemy of all feminists. The story of Abraham starts with him marrying his half-sister who is infertile then trading her to the Pharaoh of Egypt for favors: "On the road to Egypt, Abraham asks to SaraΓ― to claim that she is only his sister and to not tell that she is also his wife because he thinks he will be murdered if he presents himself as the husband of such a beautiful woman whereas being the brother of such a beautiful woman will grant him favors. Once they arrive in Egypt, the Pharaoh takes SaraΓ― as his woman to his Palace and Abraham gets many gifts." and trading his wife for favors is only the start of Abraham's story, all of his disgusting story is made of men dominations and women submissions all approved by the only patriarchal god Yahweh, which makes me sick and want to annihilate his religion! π£ This is why I will enjoy kicking abrahamic wizards' asses in your game and I hope there will be many witches with me to show to those worshipers of the only patriarchal god Yahweh what women are really capable of beside giving life! π