Very fun and relatable premise! The idea of having to defuse multiple conflicts at once while you're preoccupied is something I unfortunately relate to pretty heavily, but making it into a game has a comedic flare that is incredibly unique. The ideas behind this game are really great, and the narrative is compelling enough that I kind of want to see it somehow expanded into a series of bumbles that the protagonist takes into being a terrible conflict navigator. Would be great as a visual novel, but I think the pressure of feeling like you have to sneak in hasty conflict management is just so strong, so I'd really want to keep that in somehow.
The team itself also sounds like a really fun group of professionals, and I'll probably be telling people the flight mode/airplane mode stories to people under various circumstances until I die. A shame that the big reveal couldn't be snuck in and as far as the player knows we are canonically a scoundrel that works at a nuclear facility. Definitely one of the most unique jams so far. >:3