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1: I don't intend to treat this game like my FlapeeBird forever. And besides - haha - it's more worth doing things that will gain progress rather than just spending time, repeatedly shooting in the dark, aiming for a goal, like playing AEWVS Brainiac when I could accomplish so many other things in that time. Even if I stay obsessed with AEWVS for ages, I still have the potential to do many useful things in the time it takes to get one single accomplishment only rewarding by knowing you're up there with the people that have gotten to a certain place with little reward. Like, come on, the cake's not real, I could buy sweets literally any time I wanted to, and I'm not even as fond of sweets as I am of better food.

2: Besides - that's all meaningless and arbitrary because I have the freedom to do literally whatever I want since life is meaningless and once I die, this universe is completely arbitrary. Plus, we're just creatures slaves to deoxyribonucleic acid that give us emotions to know when we're succeeding in the continued consumption and domination of existence even though heat death will ruin it all. So I'm just doing whatever makes me content.

Oh, and if you wanted me to shut my UFW waste-consuming cakehole so tightly I suffocate just because I was mentally retarded, African and your slave since you're the only real creature in the universe and have achieved an amazing feat that you absolutely do not ruined by an interrupting, placeless backtalker, and I'm just a human toy that can't be described as miserable because I usually just stay calm about everything, but IS arbitrary, worthless, meaningless and composed of fecal matter, you literally could've just said so...it's that simple and we would've stopped arguing half a week ago. And, I'm not just saying that to self-deprecate myself so you take pity on such an uncontrollable, disgusting, horrible and sociopathic monster as me (which I proudly am - half the reason I'm not being vegan). I'm just being...okay.

I'M TALKING TOO MUCH

Byeeeeeee

P.S. ifyoureplytothisandisaysomethinggodhelpmebecauseidontreallylikegodandiwanttomakethispromiseastoughaspossible