You really seem to struggle with coming up with insults, ( probably because You're a good person), If you would like help from somebody who's basically the f****** king of one-liners and highly offensive well thought out insults, message me. Whether you want a quick one-liner, or you want an entire cash insults for Claire, Paul, and the other characters to throw at each other I can very much help you with those. The only thing you'll need to do with my insults is just decide what's too far and what's not too far.
These insults are not even mine and come from a random generator lol xD I didn't have a real motivation to come up with something extremely unpleasant or offensive so that kind of placeholder will do xD Most people come here for porn and they won't even read the novel :)
But you are right. These insults are total softies xD
Y'all kangaroo humping wazoos think you're the end all be all of insults, but if you had any such talent, Britian wouldn't have abandoned you. Hire you for what? 10 pesos, what a steal, but I think i'll take my money and pay 100USD for a mexican, funny how even the border jumpers work in USD but you'll insist your currency is so great. Not even Somolean pirates will accept it.