Hahahahaha! This gave me such a laugh! What a perfectly silly, enjoyable game you've created. It took me a little bit to realize I needed to press [Space] to start the game because I saw the warning about waiting for it to load, so I sat there stupidly for about 6 minutes before I started randomly pressing keys. But honestly, this whole thing is so charming, so much childish fun that I had to write it highly.