This is an interesting one! Your take on the theme is creative and excellently realized. I rated Visuals at five stars because they evoke the Atari 2600 graphics so well. It's difficult to rate the other categories, though - as a standalone game, it's not the most fun Trijam game I've played. But as a parody of the E.T. game, it's right on the money.
Very clever - well done!