I just couldn't bring myself to erase the kids from existence. It didn't seem right, and anyway Patreon would just have found something else to ban me for. A lot of amazing devs got their pages taken down this week and it seems like things will only get worse from here, unfortunately.
On the plus side, it's good business for SubscribeStar and they're awesome, so... fingers crossed it turns into a long-term advantage for developers!