Who am I? They call me Tony Two Toes on account of my two toes. I was a made man, the best of the best til it all went south. I've been on the run ever since the Great Vienna sausage incident of '98, keeping a low profile to make sure no one can find me. No Cell Phone, no email, nothing! ...but then I found this game, this DAMNED GAME! The groovy jam of the item shop song, the smooth mechanics the artistically tasteful nipples. This game has it all so much so that I felt compelled to break my rule and created an email/itch.io account to write this review (this was my undoing). They've found me. I hear the sound of can openers outside my door and the smell of cheap processed wieners is starting to fill the air. My time is almost up. At least I get to go out playing the best game jam game there is to offer.