LE GASP! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! TIRIA ISN'T AN ELF!
SHE'S ACTUALLY A SLENDER WOMAN & DOESN'T EVEN KNOW!
OH MAI GAH & GAWDESS! NO WONDER SHE'S SUFFERED SO!
By all the elven matrons, by the divine herself, how do we tell her this?
Tirria may completely break if we tell her, but we must, mustn't we?
(Cue warning just like the one you got before the Goblin girls scene)