Nothing works, I've been trying for 8 days
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when you click the tv does it just say something close to "can cum 0 times (balls empty!)" or do you get any distinct popups?
never heard of wrinkled balls but i also sorta abuse imacheater.ic (or something close to that)
besides that you might have to reload an earlier save if not full on restart (which 100% hoping against)