This comment made me actually laugh out loud. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Re: Minimum size: I think that's probably the best solution to the tiny polygon size issue. Someone suggested a Join Polygons feature but the way the polygon splitting algorithm works doesn't allow for concave polygons. I believe destroying polygons with an area less than a minimum would dodge the concave polygon issue. Though that means someone could probably exploit it to destroy polygons surrounding a polygon to create an isolated zone. It's not too big an issue because creating isolated zones is possible but only via locking. It's definitely something i have to think about.
Thanks for your comment!