Yeah, yeah, keep being pretectious little blob. It's not like you done anything else in your life anyway.
I actually hold several dozen world records, have been the head writer for multiple indie games and been a major part of shaping a number of fandoms... which, the last part was in hindsight a bad idea. But hey: If you've ever seen horse cookie in an adult game: That's partially my fault for spearheading them being allowed~
What have YOU done except bawl about your feewing being hurt?