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TUTORIAL: how to evict goose

there's tons of comments where people cannot remove the goose from their device.

there's like 4 ways let me show you

1. hold ESC

holding ESC eventually removes him.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

can be used anywhere, anytime (yippee)

CONS:

takes too fucking long (impatience moment)

2. open Close Goose.bat

your copy of deckflop ghost comes with a .bat file called "Close Goose"

this runs a command that, naturally, closes goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

CONS:

you have to travel to the folder to get it (or create a shortcut to it)

can't be relied on if goose nabs your mouse (you have to CLICK)

can accidentally be deleted (whoopsie daisy)

3. bugs!

on the right of your search bar (or windows icon if searching is disabled) should be a weird icon.

click it with goose enabled and he SHRINK.

hovering over the goose reveals the X icon. press it to INSTANTLY close goose.

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose cannot intervene (he can't nab yo mouse)

can be used anywhere at anytime

CONS:

looks weird

4. close everything

shut down the system and reboot.

all applications should be closed when returning (including the fucking goose)

PROS:

removes goose (no shit)

goose can do absolutely NOTHING to stop you (too weak)

CONS:

risky (please save any unsaved progress or else your 1000 word document is fucked)

takes too fucking long (impatience moment 2: cortex strikes back)

whhats ur discord user if u have one

i don have discorpse

hahayes