I loved it! Gameplay loop was quite catchy, though I figured out that you need a good protection to survive and prioritized that, probably leading to an easier game overall. Nice touches with Crit-tick, teleport thingy, slugs (died from them the first time, lol) and the whole humorous way of presenting a cosmic horror :)
Movement, imho, can be improved, it wasn’t as responsive as some other entries, and the ability to look at the currently equipped loot would be nice too.
Sword that required 24 str was probably too much, I barely had 14-16 str on that character by the end of the game :)