This one is a tricky one to rate, since, as some people have noted, what's already here is quite entertaining, but a major bug prevents the game from being possible to complete.
I had a good time with what's here, the crustiness is good, and the humor is funny, but admittedly what can be accessed does lack a bit of originality. But then the major bug I feel has to factor into this in some way too... dangit. This is tricky to rate!
That being said, I hope you can fix the bugs for a post-jam release that makes the entire game properly playable so people can see what was unfortunately missing in this version, because I know I'm personally curious about it, and I can't be the only one!