It sure does, haha. Wide Houses are just that good!
Non-meme answer: The left column are values that are applied to all hands containing that hand. In this case, only Wide House. Since Wide Houses benefit from many powerful hands with high stats, I actually had to make their individual stats negative to bring them in line with Seven of a Kind and Huge Houses.
The right column displays the minimum that a particular hand will be, which you can see lines up about right with other comparable hands.
Also, thanks to your screenshot, I discovered a bug that was causing the Scastronomy deck to be way too easy to unlock, so enjoy that one on me!