I open the game and see a little dingus staring right into my soul. I get a feeling I’m supposed to be doing something. Ask for a task I do. “Clean the room”, she says. Alright, time to destroy these squares of dust. Cool. What’s next? “Clean the room”, she repeats. I do so once again, ignoring the fact that I seem to be cleaning the exact same squares of dust as previously. Once I’m done, I decide to cook some food and talk to her for a good while.
Alright, time for the daredevil.
I ask for her task, like some sort of main character in an RPG. “Clean the room”, she mutters. Begrudgingly I do. Just to tempt my fate, I decide to ask again. “Clean the room”. Oh really. You sure there’s no youkai that keeps making these square piles of dust? Ya really don’t want me to call Reimu, just to be sure? No? You’re going to bake cookies with me instead? Alright, that’ll do. i cant resist that stare god damn it you win
A nice short distraction. However, massive points need to be redacted for being unable to pet the little dinguses. Sakuya would totally do that all the time. I know I would. Although maybe the game is so retro I need to pull off some frame perfect trick to do so. Or maybe it broke and wasn’t fixed until the game was shipped. Nevermind, that perfectly fits the retro theme. I redact my previous statement, and add additional points.
that makes the final rating 🍮/10