You buffoon, do you really think it is that simple? The trash is piled to the ceiling. My house hasn't seen natural light in DAYS! I have no way of knowing when it is day or night (except on Tuesdays when Stacy comes over to pick me up for Pilates). And I know what you're going to say: "WhY NoT TaKe It OuT On TuEsDaY?" I AM NOT MISSING PILATES JUST TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. No the only logical choice is to live this way for the rest of my days.