"Please stop playing."
I will not. Fantastic work here. I really wish I could have streamed this round, because I was laughing out loud throughout my playthrough.
Some great choices. I like that the button reacted the entire time my cursor was touching it, not just an initial shake. the smiley face goes a long way to add character to the "player character." The twists and humor were top notch.
One small suggestion, is that you should have created the particles that happened upon click on a layer between the cursor and the button. Most of the time it wasn't noticeable because you'd delete the button object at the same time as generating the particles, giving the illusion that it broke apart, but for bits like where the player needs to click 10 times, it was a little odd for the particles to be appearing from behind the button.
Overall, excellent job. I really enjoyed this.