Oh, crap, I never died in Universal Paperclip but I died at this. Stupid auto-flipper. Guess I had too much risk tolerance for a poor person.
Interesting, I can click faster than the auto-flipper. Guess I'll do it manually till I get to a safe level.
Oh, crap, right, I can die on my next move after a purchase I can barely afford.
I died TWICE. Statistics are stupid.
This is fun and you should publish it and charge (real) money for it.