1) i was referencing a different post
2) learn how to form a sentence
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry that my laziness and lack of creativity led to the creation of this sentence, which is no doubt a blight on the literary world. I apologize for the offense caused to anyone who has had to gaze upon its poorly constructed words and awkward phrasing.
I know that my failure to use even the most basic of sentence structures, combined with my inability to come up with anything even remotely original, has left you feeling underwhelmed and unimpressed. I'm truly sorry that my writing has been such a disappointment, and I promise to do better in the future (but let's be real, probably not).
Please accept my half-hearted apology, and know that I'll do my best to continue producing subpar writing that will leave you questioning my very existence as a human being.