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to elaborate, i think womanattacker just saw lots of people talking about this and decided to troll and maybe create some alts, all of his messages are extremely low effort and don't have any real arguments, it's just random jargon about how he's a god, everyone is stupid and they should all bow to him or whatever which is so unbelievably over the top and stupid that there is no way he's serious

this whole thing is just so stupid, people have different opinions, even tho I disagree with what you think and don't understand, i can respect it, you do sometimes act a bit childish with the insults but so do i i guess, i really do just want to know why you didn't like this game, because the vast majority of players did like it, i personally don't even like shooter games and usually avoid them but ultrakill still managed to be fun to me despite it being a genre I don't enjoy, so for what reason do you not just dislike it, but think it's so bad that you need to come here and tell everyone about it - i genuinely want to know

i literally don't remember anything he said and i couldn't be bothered to look long enough to see but sure

but since you've finally started a more serious tone here, can we actually talk about something here because usually it's just random insults

why do you do this, like actually this game is great, but i completely understand you not liking it for various reasons but what makes you come here and repeatedly act like its one of the worst games ever and everyone who likes it is automatically stupid, i don't think you genuinely believe in that so why do this

also about the alt thing, im kind of starting to believe you now, but you must agree that multiple accounts sharing extremely similar opinions appearing at once is a little suspicious i do still think maybe at least some of the accounts are owned by the same person (yours not included tho, as i originally assumed), especially woman attacker - who names their fucking main account that???

my parents have been happily married for 27 years, thanks for asking

oh, like what you do with garten of banban, sure

literally what did i "glaze" im just saying what you're saying is just plainly wrong, please provide me with a single shit i said about ultrakill that most people (not you) would think is "glazing"

do not believe they're not alts but still, 3 idiots who love to argue online agreeing with you doesn't mean anything, most people are just normal and don't want to get involved with this idiocy, but i like laughing at your stupid points that are less cohesive than what a toddler can say

you know, i fucking stopped 100 days ago because despite reading your idiotic responses being very entertaining, it wasn't going anywhere and then im logging into steam on a new pc and i see an email from itch.io about getting responses to my comments...

what fucking compels you to do that? did you just randomly remember this conversation and decided that coming back randomly to continue it is a good idea or what because i genuinely don't understand it. i do sincerely believe that no individual can be this stupid and that you are just a troll, but i feel like a troll wouldn't continue this for so long because you're not trolling me, you're just making yourself look like an idiot, does that seem fun to you or what lmfao

1 month and then nothing for 100 days doesn't seem very active to me, nor is it anything close to a year, doesn't surprise me tho as you clearly can't understand numbers with more than 2 digits

im literally not fucking glazing anything, you're just saying that this game is bad even tho it very clearly is not

i remember you and your alt accounts constantly saying sexual things about despite me repeatedly saying that im a minor

this is a demo of said game, uploaded by the creator, it's just the first 5 levels

i remember that you're mentally ill

chatgpt

lmfao, you're not fooling anybody,

also can i ask wtf is wrong with you, what compels you to go and do this sort of shit? if what you say is really true and you think everyone here is dumber than you, is your ego really that big that you constantly have to tell everyone how they're inferior, you're acting like an angry toddler lmao

you're fucking pathetic lmao, just give up

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1d6hzrb/based_hakita/

porting anything to mac is a pain in the ass and costs an unreasonable ammount of money to get everything properly licensed and etc. there might at some point be a mac version of the full game but definitely not the demo

tf did i do, also that was 12 days ago lmao

another "woman attacker" alt lol?

no idea how to respond to this, don't believe you're not saying bullshit

okay i just googled it, im not a native english speaker and actually didn't know that word is considered that bad, though of it as just a normal insult so sorry about that ig, though that still doesn't change the fact that you act like the most arrogant and also idiotic person ive ever met but like why?

are you this same annoying gremlin irl as well? I can't believe that, i do think you're just a normal person but then you come home and start acting like someone who escaped an asylum and insult everyone you disagree with

literally why?

yeah, how does it? i really wanna know and you seem like the guy who can tell me

bro you actually have to be retarded to see that 98% of people agree with something and think you must be smarter and better than all of them

nah

you having brain damage

i also find it fucking hilarious that you ignore the comments where I actually call you out for your bullshit because there's literally nothing you can say to save yourself from that so you just continue crying on these non-important posts

nah you just have brain damage 

and you have to say you're dissing, burning, and cooking me to convince yourself that that's what's actually happening

bro fucking shut up and stop drinking mercury already, literally not a single person here agrees with any of the shit you said

you accidentally sent the wrong inage again! this time it's a selfie! lmao

nah

i can say the exact same thing about you lmao

seems like a game just for you 

okay i do not believe you, woman attacker and john rallahbout aren't just different accounts of the same person

"john rallahbout" started this shit, then he got fucking obliterated and gave up and deleted the posts and right after that woman attacker - who shares the exact opinions and behavior arrived and now he was literally active and posting shit and less than 2 min after his last post you post

you do just fucking have socks to defend yourself don't you lol, admit it dude it's obvious lol

you're literally putting me to sleep with these random noises 

nah

and did anyone laugh at any of the shit you posted lmao

yeah it totally did lmao

amazing, i just went to check if you posted anything yet and at the exact same time you're active and leaving more braindead comments, perfect timing

it is really funny to me - a person dislikes a game and instead of saying, I didn't like this and that, they say that it's complete garbage and everyone who enjoyed it is stupid, and then when people reply, they're just met with brainless spam of random insults and words

is this really easier or better than just saying "I didn't enjoy this game, this stuff could've been better and I don't recommend it" it's called constructive criticism, my guy, have you ever heard of it?

 you clearly do know quite a bit about the game, you referenced the limbo layer and + disrespect style bonus but this is the ultrakill prelude? did you actually buy (possibly pirate) and play more of the game? why would you do that when you obviously don't like it lol either you saw some youtube video about it ans then played the prelude and didn't like it, or you actually played more and went through the effort to do so despite (apparently) disliking it leading me again to believe that noone can be this braindead and you're just trolling lol