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You are very short. I hate to break it to you... Also give me your socials so I can talk to you outside of this site.

I'm still here.. waiting until the world needs me. I will rise again.

5 foot?!?! HELP

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You know what jojo? These make my day. I literally check almost every chance i get to see if you've replied to me. You're amazing. I give up... you win

Dearest sir,

Listen here Pal, your behaviour is out of line. I respectfully request you tone it down a notch, friend-o. 

*ahem* How very dare you call me an alien, I am quite clearly a duck. Oh- I forgot you were a simple-minded bone-headed blind Pillock who clearly cannot tell the difference between an extra terrestrial and a water bird ... my sincerest apologies. I shall have you know my brain is not small. In fact, it is quite the contrary. I believe that your emotional outburst (which might I add was bang out of order) was the release of built up emotion you had been bottling ever since your father left. You seem to have a lot of internalised hatred and project your issues onto others. You then proceed to attack and belittle them until you feel better about your sad little life. It's no wonder your father left. I would suggest you go to therapy and try to work on yourself instead of harassing innocent ducks on the internet.

Seriously get a life,

                                         -Beano

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I did follow you back btw <3

Back tf off... he's mine, ya hear? MINE. NOT YOURS.

NO. HE'S MINE. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE MARRIED HIM. WE ARE IN LOVE. KILL YOURSELF (not actually I didn't mean it i'm sorry i love you <3)

Best game ever made. I am completely in love with Hempleton. Wish I could marry them irl

HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR. This game is among the most challenging on this site. We can't all be attention seeking liars like you unfortunately. I highly doubt you got 100% First try. Do not mock me. You fatherless child, I pity you. Lying like that because you want the attention your father never gave you!!! You absolute Cataclysmic Twat.

LIES!!! It took me MANY attempts to beat this god forsaken game! Stop lying to yourself you probably failed and just lied for attention >:( Because your parents don't give you any!!!!!!

Ending 2 is the best