fuck off, and by fuck off i mean fuck off right back here and apologize
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i cant get past the second level level 2, you made the game too hard, i hate hard games, maybe you should remake the game as a point and click adventure, like myst, i think that would be better for people like me who are bad at hard games, the game is too challenging when you have to press more than one button on your mouse and i cant do that its too hard, you would never have to do that in myst and i dont know why you made the game like that, the game is also a liar game, the first jump is easy, but then the second jump is really hard and you cant do it unless you press two buttons on the mouse and make a bubble and then jump on the bubble and bounce (dont know how i was supposed to know to do that???) it took me 10 minutes to figure out that you had to use a bubble by pressing two buttons, at the same time, on the mouse and make a bubble to bounce off of and get to higher places which let me beat the first level, this was too hard for me and i didnt like it, this game is nothing like myst which is also a computer game with similar controls since you use the mouse but in that game you only have to press the buttons one at a time on the mouse and it doesnt make you press them together at the same time which i think is probably better since you only have to press one button on the mouse instead of pressing two buttons at the same time by pressing them with two fingers, in a normal game you only have to press one at a time like in the game myst where you really only need to press one button, also the sky is always grey and i think you should add more graphics in the sky, when you make the game more like myst dont forget to make the sky another color because i think that the grey is a little boring and you might end up losing players because its grey when they are used to the sky being more than one color in other games, myst has a lot of colors in the sky and i think you should make the sky like the sky in that game, so maybe you should play that to see how they made the sky, because in this game you made it only grey and it made me think that it was rainy or something or in a snow storm or maybe blizzard weather, but there wasnt any rain sounds or rain graphics or slippery floor so i dont think it was raining in the game so maybe it was just a cloudy day, i do like that all the game levels in the game that you made were like little islands, i think they were islands maybe because there is water at the bottom and i really like that theyre in the water like that, i think its cool that the worlds are islands because it reminds me of the myst game for the computer, also there is bubbles which is not like myst but i think thats okay too, but maybe when you remake the game you could get rid of those (just saying?) i think that would be better because it can be confusing to jump on a bubble because that doesnt happen in real life, normally when you blow a bubble and jump on it it just goes away or maybe pops, but in your game when i was playing i would bounce on them which didnt make sense because they popped and so i would fall after bouncing one time, so maybe if you do keep the bubbles they could bounce more than once to make it fair for the player, i also didnt like the girl voice in the game that says mean things, i was playing this game and she kept saying mean things to me and i didnt like that because in myst no one says anything bad to you so you should remove her, she says mean things and hates the player, and i dont think its good that she does that, the canons in the game might be too scary as well and i think it would be better if you removed those, maybe they could be lizards that spit at you and make lizard noises, just an idea.
oh yeah the paramore cover is what got me around to giving paramore a real shot. kind of a carly rae situation if that makes sense? their version feels way more intense than the original which is kind of surprising, but ig thats just what 40 years of loudness acclimation does to a song lol, i love. paramore fucking rocks ngl.
uuuuh, no, maybe?
anyways, you should go listen to "speaking in tongues" by the talking heads. its probably my favorite of their releases overall. burning down the house is one of the coolest openers known to man and the whole album after that is just banger after banger. it really takes you for a ride and you cant really predict what david byrne and the gang are going to throw at you next. most of the instrumentals feel so unorthodox (they have that campy halloween-y vibe that i like) which is to say nothing of the vocals. it borders on the edge of uneasy comedy thats only really undercut by the stern nature of most of the lyrics. no where is this more evident than on the closing track "this must be the place". the instrumental almost feels unsure of itself, all at once its upbeat and somehow deeply sorrowful. and its all brought together by these beautiful lyrics painting a vivid picture of an earnest and pedestrian love thats hopeful in its simplicity. its easily one of my favorite songs and its always a treat when you get to listen to it.
clipnote update 2037 btw.
theres this album called "masked dancers" by brave little abacus. its not as well known as their later release, "just got back from the discomfort". but its very much worth listening to today. the bands grasp on math rock instrumentation and its midwest tones combine surprisingly well with the off kilter implementation of noise and samples. despite shaping a lot of midwest emo conventions that we see today, there really isnt anything else like it.
you should probably listen to it at some point :)
yeah ofc, this project file isnt the best, nashs is probably better, i mostly made this one for myself
https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?t=70232
i would assume thats due to the fact that clipnote has a bunch of web and file related calls, and windows antivirus software just really hates anything that isnt well known because its paranoid af, from an antiviruses perspective it has no idea what the code is ACTUALLY doing, it just knows it COULD do harm. as long as you downloaded from itch.io it should be safe. logically, the most recent clipnote file has been up since 2019 and no ones had an issue, if my software was doing anything actually malicious my itch account would probably just be gone ngl.
i literally cant unless i either give YOYO games a bunch of money and port all the existing code to GML2, or i just remake the whole thing from scratch. dont really want to give shitty companies money, and im a bit too busy with other things to rewrite the whole thing when im not THAT hyped about it anymore.
protip: dont ever use software that costs any amount of money to make a game, shit aint worth it :)