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Oh my, this game seems to be quite broken at this time.  

Half of the screen is cut off; in order for me to see the text fully or the little folder when the first job starts fully I have to be zoomed in 250% on my browser.  There doesn't seem to be an option to enter full screen mode.  

Beyond that, none of the buttons work. Pressing any of the "schedule" options has zero effect.  

The only button that reacts to a click is the gear button for settings, and even after that none of the options in the menu that pops up do anything either, except for the "resume" button. Pressing "quit to desktop" completely freezes the game, although there wasn't really a game to begin with.   

I also see in the credits that there is meant to be music, but the game is silent.  

I tried on both Chrome and Microsoft Edge and got the same result.  

I look forward to perhaps attempting this game again when it is working, but at this time there is nothing to play.

I'm only 25 kills in but I have a few notes/suggestions:  

• I like the music choice and sound design, it's oddly soothing   
• The game having to be in-focus in order to progress is always a bit annoying when it's an idle game  
• Hovering to show loot stats only works when they are in the loot bag, but you can't see the stats for equipment that is equiped  
• I put items (1-3) in a specific order because I thought that was the order they would be used, but instead they just use the strongest item (health potion) first, even if I place it last  

 So far I'm really liking the game. When I play video games I am absolutely a loot goblin so inventory management is just a part of life for me. I'm enjoying having to strategize what to keep versus sell versus delete.  

It also looks like there might even be a story based on the text that pops up underneath the fight screen? I'm interested to see how the game progresses

Gotta say, when it asked me if my cat was still alive, by name, I did indeed have to glance over to check he was alright. Well done.

I love love LOVE this game. 

I spent a few days going through everything released so far. I love the characters, the writing, the scenes, the dialogue, everything. There are quite a few typos, but the writing style and story definitely make up for it. I really enjoy all the personalization options, and how a lot of the "choose your own adventure" choices actually impact gameplay and your character's abilities/relationships long term. 

I eagerly await an update. I must know how the story continues! And I already miss interacting with the characters.

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This is adorable. It would be nice if it was longer, I really enjoyed playing

I'm having a strange bug where instead of text displaying the order, it just overlaps with all the orders that were before it. I have no idea what even the third customer ordered because all the text is layered on top of each other.

I have 8.9k zombies but somehow haven't reached the 8k zombie milestone?

They gave me 10 children in a row on Day 3

Me too!

I thought for sure that behind that wall was going to be... another wall

This is like if QWOP was a horror game, I love it

The offer accepted screen got me good, brilliant work