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Oh, you don't have to worry about those. It's the 5 turbo threats that are the real problem.

It's been patched, patch will come out with the next update

Buy a hook from the store, hook the ATV and drag it out

there is an official sequel currently in progress

Sometime November

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Should be inside the game itself.

Damn this music is great

Had loads of fun playing this, truly a game of all time

oh it did dont worry

(100% now btw)

Love tower defense like this, I am here 12 seconds after publish so we will see how this goes!

I love the lolrandom humor, I think it gives the game personality. I agree that it can be brutally difficult sometimes, but that's the challenge for me. I see all these points, but I don't think it's bad on purpose.

I have collected the cash bag on the right with the permanent speed boost (twice in fact, there was a bug where it respawned [patched now]) so it is possible, just extremely difficult.

With the surfing, just change it so it spawns you right at the surfboard you last used. That helps cut out 2-3 seconds of walking time - very useful!

10/10

bouncy maze took my will to live away

Whatever save issue everyone is talking about, it either got fixed or just works for me. I'm running Windows 11 and downloaded the 64-bit version from Itch, for context.

Pain. This game freezes my chromebook when I try to run it.

I know this is a little late, and I'm not Ferociter, but this is probably on your end, and due to either permissions settings (allow cookies, allow save files, etc) or you have way too much data in the file designated for itch.io, so clear data (MAY CAUSE PROGRESS LOSS IN OTHER GAMES) or update permissions.

In the room with the tombstones that had ranks, I was able to brute-force it.

(SPOILER ALERT)

The true ending is when you use the warp doors to go to the extradimensional space with the warps to the green speedrun things, and get good enough times to unlock the purple powerup thingy. Then, when you go to games end at the top of the tower, you will get that cutscene. The standard ending is when you don't get the ??? powerup. You get a different cutscene at the end, basically.

Thank you!

@Ferociter - what platform did you use to make this game? I am an aspiring game dev and this would help a lot. Thanks!